Kids Say the Funniest Things

This weekend we went fishing. We spent the whole day just relaxing by the river. When it was time to go home I went back to the car to load up. It seemed like it was taking forever for the others to come then finally Two comes out of the woods carrying a bouquet of wild flowers he and Proeun had picked for me. It was such a nice surprise.

Then today we were at the farm weeding. Some the weeds were actually pretty nice looking flowers. So Two says, ” Avril I am picking you flowers.”
 
She said, “Thank-you.” A little while later and after some thought she asked, “Two, are you my wife?”

“No!” was the quick reply. And he stopped picking flowers.

Avril said, “Aren’t you going to pick me any more flowers?” He said “no” again and she asked, “What kind of man are you?”

“I’m a farmer,” was the confident answer.

“Daddy will you pick me some flowers?” Of course the answer was yes. Once she had the bouquet in her hands she said, “Daddy can I get married with these?”

“No.”